Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Happy Halloween

Halloween is almost among us and I am taking time to reflect upon a few things...
  1. Remember when Friday the 13th was scary?
  2. Was Nightmare on elm st or Childs play ever scary?
  3. Throwing rotten or frozen eggs at unsuspecting people.
  4. Snatching bags of candy from the hard workers.
  5. Always having someone come to your class or school dressed in a Jason mask.
  6. If you were a boy dressing as a ninja or a girl dressing as a princess.
  7. Your teachers teasing their hair an calling that dressing up for halloween.
Vh-1's 100 Greatest Hip Hop songs...

Is really really sad and pathetic .
Block is hot, Hot in herre, lapdance, and get low.. Granted these are good songs, but are they hip hops greatest? These are not even the greatest songs of the respected rappers. Alot of raps biggest names got screwed.. Slick Ricks Children story not being inside the top 50 better yet the top 25. I dunno what really to say about this.. I could go on for days about this absurd garbage but I wont.. If someone thinks I am wrong comment and if you think I am right still comment.

10 club commandments

10 club commandments

Number one, you know you going out for fun/ keep a limit on your liquor and you won't have to run.

Number two, you know before the night is through/ there will prolly be a hater trying to ice grill you.Keep your Rollie's out the Sky, them thugs got eyes and what comes in the club yours might could end up mine.

Number three, ladies if you have to pee/ take your ass to the bathroom with somebody. Take your best friend Pam, the chick with no man/ She can be your force-field and get you out of a jam

Number four when you out on the dance floor/ keep your drink above your head and your balance for sure. Cause if your drink spills that ain't so trill/ you can slip and bust your ass and that's totally ill.

Number five, don't take your ugly friend/ cause the night will be over almost 'fore it begin, You'll be macking and free drinks will be flowing/ and all she can talk about is "When is we going?"

Number six, bring a wing man fo' sho'/ the club got a fine honeys mixed with ugly hoes. For you to have a dream he takes one for the team/ whether fat drunk or busted you know what I mean?

Seven, don't mix the booze my dog/ if its dark stick to it if, it's light go on. If you switch up the wine for the beer or the booze /you could end up with vomit all over your shoes

Number eight, don't make love in this club/ no matter what Usher says that ain't what's up. It's 2008 check the AIDS rate/ If you taggin' it then bag it up before it's too late

Number nine is for the dames use a fake name/ Cause every club is packed with a room full of lames. Your name is Sensation, without hesitation, and give that fool the phone number to the police station

Number ten always stay in touch with your friend/ via text or phone call before drama begins If five came out then five should come home /make sure you got vibrate on your cellular phone

These rules are fun but they for your own good, whether it's ladies night or it's boys in the hood. keep it trill keep it smart and keep your friends on you, you get caught slipping don't say I didn't warn you it's all fun and games but some one could get hurt an you don't want your family putting you in the dirt.

Stuff that upsets me

  1. Whenever you are lucky enough to sit down on the train an then some bigger than life person believes that no matter how small the space in between you and the next person sitting down that they can fit there. I mean really, has it come to that. You willingly destroy the personal space that most people demand and need just to sit your fat ass down for two maybe three stops.
  2. Drivers who are more concerned with their phones than actually driving.. I admit I suffer from some form of road rage, but their is no reason to be on your damn phone when you are clearly slowing down traffic and not to mention the danger you are posing to the other drivers and pedestrians.